Friday, July 13, 2012

I love dolphins.


Happy Simplicity Day!




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xoxo,
McCall

Thursday, July 12, 2012

And Alfalfa

Goodness. And alfalfa.

But I won't get to that.

Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-old.
I know.
You're go-old.

And I'm craaazzzzyyy.

Basically.

So, right now, this very second, my bffaeaeaebeawdwwbbgffaeaenmw and my otro bffawa (Best Friends Forever And Ever And Ever And Ever Because Even After We Die We Will Be Best Ghost Friends Forever And Ever And Ever No Matter What - and Black French Friday Attendant with Attitude) are in Europe! The freaks!

Whatever.

I am just glad they get the wonderful opportunity to mesh our two cultures together using the tool most poets weave within their art, subtly hidden between the stanzas, whispering to the reader of its identity - music.

Stupid music trip that cost more than I can count.

Go 'head and kiss your ba-bay.
Do it.

Horsey, Horsey, don't you stop.
Just let your hooves go clippety-clop
Let your tail go SWOOSH
And the wheels go round,
Giddy Up! We're homeward bound!


I was sitting here pondering deep thoughts, when I realized something.

I'm not sure what though. It must be pretty deep, bc I can't find anything in my noggin.

lalallalallalalalla.

McCall hyper = crrraaaazzzzzzyyy
McCall hyper on the internet = you just unleashed a storm

So much for appearin' all intellectual-like.

(Insert donkey bray of a laugh here)

The menu at this restaurant has everything you’d ever want,
But nothing that quite fancies me.
I do not want the steak béarnaise.
I do not want the duck flambé.
These specials don’t sound special to me.

I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)

God is Great.
God is Good.
Let us thank him for this Randy. AMEN!
Randy is a three-course meal,
Plus dessert to seal the deal.
OH! And I’ll be needing a to-go box. (Hmmph Ahh!) ;)

I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)

Happy Birthday Randy!
RANDY! It’s so good to see you!
Would you like to ride my bicycle?
Randy, wish me a happy anniversary, would you?
Randy, would you like to go on a picnic with me?
Randy. We’re so proud of you Randy!

EAT RANDY! (X13)

I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)

I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)

YEAH! YEAH!

Yummy Randy goodness. Almost as good as those bugs Pacha and Kuzco eat in the diner. Or the wrigglers under the log in Lion King. Mmm.

Must Do View Before You Die List:
- Julian Smith's vids. All of them.
- Rhett and Link's vids
- Llamas With Hats
- Literal'd Harry Potter
- Scary Mary Poppins
- Just for Laughs
- Marcel the Shell

Ummm.... yeaaah.

Ciao!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

I know you're gold.

Smarticle Particles

Happy Slurpee Day!

My Summer Reading List:
(a.k.a. the AP Eng reading list that I want to complete anyway)

The Road From Coorain by Jill Ker Conway
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
The Lives of a Cell: Notes of a Biology Watcher by Lewis Thomas
Look Me in the Eye  by John Elder Robison
Lakota Woman by Mary Crow Dog
The Story of my Life by Helen Keller
Isaac’s Storm by Erik Larson
The Autobiography of Ben Franklin
The Autobiography of Malcolm X
The Right Stuff by Tom Wolfe
Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams and Mark Carwardine
Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman
How to Read Literature Like a Professor by Thomas Foster
Into Thin Air  by Jon Krakauer
102 Minutes by Jim Dwyer and Kevin Flynn
Democracy in America  by Alexis de Tocqueville
On Writing by Stephen King


Wish me luck?


I wanna be smarter.

Heres to a new me!

Listen to this.
Right now.



On Spotify I made myself a happy playlist. Songs that make me wanna jump up and down and soar like a pancake. This song is on there, as well as a song that is... awesome. It is not on Youtube but you can find it on Spotify - Homeward Bound, by the Speks.

Check it out.

xoxo,
McCall

An Owl




I'm dying. 

This is so fricken cute.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Blog in the Fog

Happy SCUD  Day!
(Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama)



And go here. I love this kid so much, and I've never even met him.

Like, seriously, I might be in love.

He likes Owl City.

He has amazing standards.

He is super smart, kind, wise, dilligent.

What a stud.

xoxo,
McCall

Table for Two

Happy International Cherry Pit Spitting Day!

I decided.

That if I could eat a meal with one famous person.

Living or dead.

I.

Would choose.

The.

One.

And only.

Dalai Lama.

He just seems like such a cool cat.

He is funny, obviously has some pretty awesome views on life, and he just seems like a very friendly kind of guy.



I am so intrigued by other religions - I have such a respect for anyone who is zealous in their faith, and it is such fun for me to uncover little nuggets of truth within the different theologies. All religions have truth to them. I believe that whole heartedly. And this can sound pompous and narrow-minded, but I know that The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is the restored Gospel of Jesus Christ.

Restored, as in the exact same religion that He instituted when He was alive - but this time, the authority didn't die out.

Back to my point, I have a little theory - the world is large, and particularly a few centuries ago, we had poor communication. So, why can't many of the other myths and tales told by some foreign religions have actually occurred - simply, they were recorded in a way to make them more story like, and therefore more memorable? Yet for our foreign little ears, the tales appear to absurd, too blasphemous. I can't wait until I can find out.

That is what I love about Heaven. You don't just sit around and do nothing, you learn and grow and you never stop. An eternity to become like Him. It sounds so amazing.

So, I made a decision. I want to go to a service trip, like the mission trips that my friends go on, next year as well as EFY. It sounds like such a great experience, and I know I would enjoy it.

Well, it's kiiiiinnnnnnnndddddaaaa late, so G'nite!

xoxo,
McCall