But I won't get to that.
Go-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-old.
I know.
You're go-old.
And I'm craaazzzzyyy.
Basically.
So, right now, this very second, my bffaeaeaebeawdwwbbgffaeaenmw and my otro bffawa (Best Friends Forever And Ever And Ever And Ever Because Even After We Die We Will Be Best Ghost Friends Forever And Ever And Ever No Matter What - and Black French Friday Attendant with Attitude) are in Europe! The freaks!
Whatever.
I am just glad they get the wonderful opportunity to mesh our two cultures together using the tool most poets weave within their art, subtly hidden between the stanzas, whispering to the reader of its identity - music.
Stupid music trip that cost more than I can count.
Go 'head and kiss your ba-bay.
Do it.
Horsey, Horsey, don't you stop.
Just let your hooves go clippety-clop
Let your tail go SWOOSH
And the wheels go round,
Giddy Up! We're homeward bound!
I was sitting here pondering deep thoughts, when I realized something.
I'm not sure what though. It must be pretty deep, bc I can't find anything in my noggin.
lalallalallalalalla.
McCall hyper = crrraaaazzzzzzyyy
McCall hyper on the internet = you just unleashed a storm
So much for appearin' all intellectual-like.
(Insert donkey bray of a laugh here)
The menu at this restaurant has everything you’d ever want,
But nothing that quite fancies me.
I do not want the steak béarnaise.
I do not want the duck flambé.
These specials don’t sound special to me.
I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)
God is Great.
God is Good.
Let us thank him for this Randy. AMEN!
Randy is a three-course meal,
Plus dessert to seal the deal.
OH! And I’ll be needing a to-go box. (Hmmph Ahh!) ;)
I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)
Happy Birthday Randy!
RANDY! It’s so good to see you!
Would you like to ride my bicycle?
Randy, wish me a happy anniversary, would you?
Randy, would you like to go on a picnic with me?
Randy. We’re so proud of you Randy!
EAT RANDY! (X13)
I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)
I’d rather eat Randy. (X2)
I’d rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy (x2)
YEAH! YEAH!
Yummy Randy goodness. Almost as good as those bugs Pacha and Kuzco eat in the diner. Or the wrigglers under the log in Lion King. Mmm.
Must Do View Before You Die List:
- Julian Smith's vids. All of them.
- Rhett and Link's vids
- Llamas With Hats
- Literal'd Harry Potter
- Scary Mary Poppins
- Just for Laughs
- Marcel the Shell
Ummm.... yeaaah.
Ciao!
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