Happy Accountant's Day!!!
When I was little and just training my brain to read and write, I knew that as long as I started with a "G" and threw in a "f", "a", and a "d" somewhere in the name, I was spelling Gavin correctly. I was one smart kid.
Wanna know Mormons' views on politics? How involved is the Church? Click
here.
And my friend from church is writing a book called
Then Things Changed on Figment. She only has one chapter out, but so far it is very imaginative - she is going to become a trillion-dollar author one day and I will use my friendship with her to obtain free ice-cream sundaes and tickets to talent shows from unsuspecting, crazed fans who are desperate to make friends with someone who has connections like moi. Basically.
At this moment, I am both procrastinating, studying, doing homework, watching T.V., and making excuses. How talented am I?
At least I am not studying for any A.P. tests.
Sorry.
We got an ad from a gym today that said "No ifs, ands, or jiggly butts."
Classy.
Did you know, that teenage girls who put off all homework until the last minute due to "lack of motivation" or the
Im-not-in-the-mood syndrome are 96% more likely to procrastinate further, even at that period of last-minute-ness?
On Twitter there is the Anti Joke Book - some I saw recently are:
A duck walks into a bar.. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? He's dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.
Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am a dog.
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile
Want some inspiration to stop procrastinating? Same here.
“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.”
Spanish Proverb
“How soon ‘not now’ becomes ‘never’.”
Martin Luther
“A year from now you may wish you had started today.”
Karen Lamb
BTW, it didn't work.
Still unmotivated.
Phooey.
Good luck to you!
xoxo,
McCall
Happy Accountant's Day!!!
When I was little and just training my brain to read and write, I knew that as long as I started with a "G" and threw in a "f", "a", and a "d" somewhere in the name, I was spelling Gavin correctly. I was one smart kid.
Wanna know Mormons' views on politics? How involved is the Church? Click
here.
And my friend from church is writing a book called
Then Things Changed on Figment. She only has one chapter out, but so far it is very imaginative - she is going to become a trillion-dollar author one day and I will use my friendship with her to obtain free ice-cream sundaes and tickets to talent shows from unsuspecting, crazed fans who are desperate to make friends with someone who has connections like moi. Basically.
At this moment, I am both procrastinating, studying, doing homework, watching T.V., and making excuses. How talented am I?
At least I am not studying for any A.P. tests.
Sorry.
We got an ad from a gym today that said "No ifs, ands, or jiggly butts."
Classy.
Did you know, that teenage girls who put off all homework until the last minute due to "lack of motivation" or the
Im-not-in-the-mood syndrome are 96% more likely to procrastinate further, even at that period of last-minute-ness?
On Twitter there is the Anti Joke Book - some I saw recently are:
A duck walks into a bar.. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.
What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? He's dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.
Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am a dog.
What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile
Want some inspiration to stop procrastinating? Same here.
“Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.”
Spanish Proverb
“How soon ‘not now’ becomes ‘never’.”
Martin Luther
“A year from now you may wish you had started today.”
Karen Lamb
BTW, it didn't work.
Still unmotivated.
Phooey.
Good luck to you!
xoxo,
McCall
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