Sunday, July 15, 2012

To Be Me

I still believe in fairytales. Nothing is too fantastic to be unreal, in my opinion.

Basically, there is no way to prove that something doesn't exist, so I will keep my mind open and accept it until proven otherwise.

When you live life with an open perspective and a willingness to learn, you save a lot of mourning. There are so many opportunities and ish that seem impossible - but we must eliminate that word from our vocabulary. We don't know the outcome until it is tested - so why not shoot for happiness?

My fairytale is to be happy. To have my happily ever after. And a huge part of that, for someone like me, is to feel like myself. For a large portion of my life I haven't felt like I was being myself, when in public, and even in private. My fantasy is to be myself 100%, and to be the McCall that I have always dreamed of becoming.

It is hard though. I often feel as if I missed my chance, that the ship has sailed, opportunity passed.

That is not true. No matter your situation, I don't even care if you escaped prison and are being hunted by a tribe of Albino hunters in Buffalo, you still have the ability to become who you want to be. You can still become the shining, awesome child of God that you wanna become.

Just stay open.

You may find that your perceptions and dreams change -

for the better.



ooxxooXoXXx,
McCall

Hoid

Happy Be a Dork Day!

‎"It is an ancient need to be told stories. But the story needs a good storyteller." - Alan Rickman.

I love love love stories. They are my greatest teachers, my biggest heroes - and there is such magic in these tales. They have the power to create worlds and shape minds, alter perceptions and each story read adds a bit more depth to the universe.

One of my favorite books right now is the Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson.

Life before death.
Strength before weakness.
Journey before Destination.

“We follow the codes not because they bring gain, but because we loathe the people we would otherwise become.”
(Chew on that for a bit)

He has such engaging characters - they are not perfect beings, as in totally evil or purely good, but that is what I love about them. They are human. And this universe that he has created is so unique, so detailed.

And I absolutely love Wit.

Otherwise known as Hoid. 

Or whatever you want to call him.

Wit is the kind of guy I would love to meet - and he had very few lines in the whole book. He is the main reason I am dying for the next installment in the series. I won't bother trying to explain him - it is impossible.

Funny fact: in all of Brandon's books, he has a character named Hoid.

Not so strange after I read this.

While on Tumblr I stumbled across the below post - I know it is impossible to understand entirely without reading the books, but still Brandon Sanderson blows my mind.

The Masterwork of Brandon Sanderson
I just recently finished The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson, which, I have to say, blew me away (Sanderson seems to be doing a lot of this). It is the first of a ten novel series, The Stormlight Archive, which is looking to be an absolutely amazing series in itself.
But it revealed more than that.
The Epigraphs for Part 3 of the book took the form of a letter, sent from a person being chased by The Seventeenth Shard, to someone who it appears to be is a Deity of some form, or at least immortal.
I realize that you are probably still angry. That is pleasant to know. Much as your perpetual health, I have come to rely upon your dissatisfaction with me. It is one of the cosmere’s great constants, I should think. 
What was really shocking was one of the names mentioned in the letter.
Ati was once a kind and generous man, and you saw what became of him.
I struggled for four days with this name, before I remembered where I heard it, mentioned maybe once in the Mistborn Trilogy. The name of the being who was Ruin.
So the letter was talking about the Gods - of another book written by Sanderson. Which could really mean only one thing - they all take place in the same universe - with the same rules governing them.
And then another dozen things leapt out of pieces I had read.
Even now, I can barely grasp the scope of all this. The events surrounding the end of the world seem even larger than the Final Empire and the people within it. I sense shards of something from long ago, a fractured presence, something spanning the void. 
I have delved and searched, and have only been able to come up with a single name: Adonalsium. Who, or what, it was, I do not yet know. 
Sazed speaking this time. Adonalsium, a fractured presence, and gods fighting gods and Shards. The Shards were the centre of it all. Shards of something that was once whole, all conjecture, Adonasium.
The Shards that turn beings into gods - but also shaping the beings into the gods that they are. Ati was shaped into Ruin, changed from a generous man into a being that only brought about the destruction of everything in his path. 
But even more frightening - the following - once again from the letter.
Rayse, on the other hand, was among the most loathsome, crafty, and dangerous individuals I had ever met. He holds the most frightening and terrible of all the Shards. Ponder on that for a time, you old reptile, and tell me if your insistence on nonintervention holds firm. Because I assure you, Rayse will not be similarly inhibited. One need only look at the aftermath of his brief visit to Sel to see proof of what I say. In case you have turned a blind eye to that disaster, know that Aona and Skai are both dead, and that which they held has been Splintered. Presumably to prevent anyone from rising up to challenge Rayse.
One of the Shards is travelling around the universe ‘splintering’ the other Shards - presumably the same as killing them, or permanently destroying them in some way. Although, if you splinter something… You still do have it’s fragments.
Which really hit the spot.
Yes, the plot of the Mistborn Trilogy was epic - and yes The Stormlight Archiveis shaping out to look even bigger than that. But these are nothing in comparison to the story that Sanderson is telling in the background.
The fracture of the force that created the universe into Shards - and then the actions of these Shards that slowly tear the universe apart to destroy each other. More horrifying, was the original force shattered with ill intent - is there a greater threat out there than the Shards alone..
It is mind boggling… How big… How grandiose his plan is. 
To get an indication of how large… Thirty six books in something like seven settings.
Check this out for an accounting of what they will be.. The Wertzone.
Something else to leave you with. A ‘hope’ you could say. A piece of the Prophecy of the Hero of Ages, from the Mistborn Trilogy.
That which has been sundered must again begin to find its whole.
An interesting thought indeed.
I am most certainly getting my hands on Elantris and Warbreaker as soon as I can, to see what they add to this.

Could Mr. Sanderson possibly be connecting his works together?

I'm super duper excited to find out.

Your Daily Funny:

ooxxooXoXXx,
McCall

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Land of the Squib

Wizards.

Do they hate America?

Not once in the Harry Potter series were there any references to U.S. or other North-South Continent resident wizards - but why?

Is it in the water?
Perhaps our fast food has made us immune to wizardry?
Should we change our national anthem to "Land of the Squib"?

This peculiar absence of any magical folk on this great continent confuses me. Why is it that there is no school of magic for us Americans?

If there are, in fact, wizards within the U.S., are they under jurisdiction of the Ministry of Magic?

Ah hah!

Now we are onto something.

Perhaps that is the cause of why Europe blatantly ignores any American wizards - a difference in allegiance. Americans refuse to be ruled by one supreme minister, so they rebelled and created their own wizarding government. I suppose that in Europe any mention of these magic folk is taboo, or punishable by death.

What if the true reason for the revolutionary war was backed by the Wizarding world? The separation was driven not by a desire for religious freedom, yet the desire to practice magic how, where, or what they may.

Did this new magical government succeed?

Or did it tragically collapse resulting in the seclusion or possible sap of powers for these 18th century wizards?

Who knows.

Maybe we are just so awesome we were even able to keep our magic a secret while silly Europe wasn't able to keep the truth from slipping out.

Go America.

And other North-South Continental countries.


xoxo,
McCall



Hunger Games Game



Watch this. Watch it now.
Seriously.


xoxo,
McCall


My Chemical Romance?

Voldemorphobia

Happy International Nude Day.

erm...

Lemme introduce you to a sensation that's gripping the nation - um world. Voldemorphobia, the fear of having no nose. If you or one of your loved ones is showing symptoms of this new psych disorder, contact help immediately. Subjects may be prone to constant mirror checking, nose fondling, or consistant nightmares in which they are missing their nose. This phobia can happen to anyone, so do not be afraid to admit that you are being haunted by that little projection sitting in the middle of your face.
Also it is a Facebook page with Harry Potter pics and quotes. Enjoy.

#WOW I’VE JUST BEEN HIT BY A TRUCKLOAD OF FEELS #I’ve always felt like Harry and Draco weren’t opposites #They were two sides to the same coin #And this photo set just HURTS because ugh these two poor boys #Caught up in something so much bigger than themselves #And they’re just CHILDREN



Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice




Beat that you lousy Rav- I mean Gryffindors!




Now.

For some important ish.


I missed Owl City.
Graaaahhhhh!

He was here. In my city. Yesterday.
Performing live.
For free.
At some bar during the dance.

Of course, last time he was here his concert was on a Sunday.

I guess it just isn't in the stars.

‎"You decided every moment of every day who you are and what you believe in. You get a second chance every second."

Have a fantastic life.

xoxo,
McCall

Friday, July 13, 2012

Pick Your Nose